Sherman Ave Freshman Guide: Evanston
After immersing yourself for a few weeks in the infamous college lifestyle, you’ll be surprised to discover that – just a few blocks from that wall of Jones on which you triumphantly urinated – there...
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There’s nothing like the sweet flavor of an unpaid internship. Seriously. There literally is nothing like that. Unpaid internships taste like shit, because most internships boil down to three-plus...
View ArticleTotal Fucking Idiots Try to Have Intelligent Conversation about Breaking Bad
(WARNING: CONTAINS BREAKING BAD SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY) EVANSTON – Early Friday night, three Northwestern University students, all of whom are complete morons, reportedly attempted to have a meaningful...
View ArticleFDA to Issue “High Sodium Content” Warnings on All Salty Bitches
Some estimates show that one quick twitter binge will leave you with over three times your daily value of sodium.
View ArticlePoint/Counterpoint: So what are you doing after graduation? vs. Brian, just—I...
Both sides make valid points. Who will come out on top?
View Article5 Essential Food Pairings That Will Save Every College Student
Know these easy combos like the back of your hand, you may just need them someday!
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